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62nd Entry: Hawk Allen JournalSunlight cast a glow on Ms Fink's legs as she leaned against her desk. "Those with smart-phones please Google, Lerner pleads 5th. Click on the Youtube video and share with those who don't." She did the same and watched as we did.
"Omigawd," said Tracy Skavin. "How can she say she's innocent and plead the 5th?"
Ali Sims shook her head. "I don't get it. What's the big deal? Who cares what the IRS does?"
Thomas snorted. "Have your folks ever been audited? Mine have."
I jumped on this. "Did it begin in 2011? Your dad is a Tea Partier, isn't he?"
He sat up. "Yea!"
"But what does it mean?" asked Ali.
Cindy Rush raised her hand. "Means the government is intruding into our lives. It's like in Harry Potter -- the Far Left are the Death Eaters who've infested the Ministry, Conservatives are Half-bloods and regular folk like us, muggles."
"Interesting allegory," said Ms Fink. "As a Liberal, I feel this is taking things too far. It's one thing to argue an agenda, quite another to stiff62nd Entry: Hawk Allen Journal by ~cskadoz

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61st Entry: Hawk Allen JournalDonald, Graham and I stood at our locker harmonizing:
Dooba whoop dooba-dooba whoop . . . (repeat)
(refrain)
You make me hard
Very horny very very horny!
So hard
Very horny very very horny!
I'll love you once more, then get off some more
YOU MAKE ME HARD
(break. 1st voice continue)
Uncha uncha (clap clap double-clap) . . . (repeat)
You so hot, you really got my case!
Now all I want is to hump your face!
(refrain)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Er, hi, Ms Van-H. We were just, er, serenading ladies?"
Her eyes rolled skyward, she shook her head and pointed down the hall, indicating we should go to class.
Donald hesitated. "My class is that way."
"GO!"
Heads hung, eyes downcast, we went.
By lunch-time, the entire faculty knew about it. A few gave disapproving glances but most ap61st Entry: Hawk Allen Journal by ~cskadoz

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My Review of Star Trek: Into DarknessThe crew of USS Enterprise is back in a big way, with classic interactions that harken to the original series and a few new ones that give added color to the iconic characters. Better yet, it references episodes and characters from the original with a casual flare that reminds us this is the original crew in an altered reality which resulted from Nero's time journey in the previous movie. Familiarity with the original makes many minor points and dialog exchanges appreciated. Die-hard Trekkies will be the ones laughing at points where younger folk will ask, Whad I miss?
The visuals are stunning. Not because of awesome detail but because of situation scope and impact -- literally gave me goosebumps! The alien creatures are cleverly designed and well placed. The Sasquach-Bear-Morope beast in the opening scene is superb and the familiar ball of fur very cleverly included. I particularly like how the Klingons are re-envisioned. Several xeno crew-members are products of latex and makeMy Review of Star Trek: Into Darkness by ~cskadoz

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so i come to realize i need ms word if i wish to get published. problem, i'm on an older mac 10.5.8 -- and can't find anything that'll work. so i go to the apple store . . . tell the maggot i have osx 10.5.8 . . . and he says i can download a trial of ms office 08. i'm thinking, no, that's later than my mac -- but went home to try. yep, requires 10.6 or newer. apple moron!

so i check with the windows store dudette. she said i could find a free trial of ms office 04. said that would work. i thanked her and went home to try. found a download site that said "free trial ms office 04 for mac -- 10.4 or newer." i'm thinking "great!" so i click the download . . . and got some f@#king toolbar! now my mac is corrupted!

so allow me to assure the FBI, IRS, ATF, OSHA, EPA, CIA and White House -- i am a constitutionalist! i believe in the Constitution as the Law of the Land and that all of you are f@#king violating that which you swore to defend! yes, i'm sticking my tongue, flipping the bird and hanging a b-a at all you parasitic mother f@#kers!

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Born to create. Love ladies, life and dogs. Enjoy simple pleasures: good food, the good Earth; friends and family.

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~falt-photo May 15, 2013 Professional Photographer

Thank you so much for the favorite, it really means a lot

If you are interested, I do post way more work on my facebook page

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Either way, thanks again, and much love!

~cskadoz May 16, 2013 General Artist

~Juelej May 14, 2013 Hobbyist Photographer

Many thanks for your !

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Thanks for the llama badge!

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