so i check with the windows store dudette. she said i could find a free trial of ms office 04. said that would work. i thanked her and went home to try. found a download site that said "free trial ms office 04 for mac -- 10.4 or newer." i'm thinking "great!" so i click the download . . . and got some f@#king toolbar! now my mac is corrupted!
so allow me to assure the FBI, IRS, ATF, OSHA, EPA, CIA and White House -- i am a constitutionalist! i believe in the Constitution as the Law of the Land and that all of you are f@#king violating that which you swore to defend! yes, i'm sticking my tongue, flipping the bird and hanging a b-a at all you parasitic mother f@#kers!