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Jurassickness
Comet hurtles between Earth and moon. Massive tail engulfed the world, rained microbes on the unsuspecting creatures below. Plant and tree change and growth spurt. Animals and birds begin mutation into Dino-like creatures. Zoo escapes and animal attacks everywhere around the world. Children and old change first. Those still unaffected are mostly et.
Bio-chemist Moncera “Princess” Drake
“Named where my folks met. People think it means my princess. Never happened. Learned to read and math while others my age learned how to get along with other kids. Went to school and tested three grades up. College by fifteen. Never considered myself smarter, just started earlier. Drawbacks complete social retard, but I like it outside. Fringe is where it’s at.”
T-shirt saying: Fringe is where it’s at”
Civilian contractor sent with Walter Reid Hazmat investigation team, led by 
LtCol Xaviar MacIsle 
Always by the numbers, methodical yet quick to take s
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The Tavern
This guy looked like any left-over from the 60s. “Oh yeah, its all about City Council. There be developers, each own parts of the city. One went long in 06 and 07, got hit in 08, nearly lost in 09. But the banks got straightened out and he was able to secure enough and buy time to get that complex with CVS going. Now he had money coming in and was able to combine and add to his loan. Got other projects going and started winning popular support. Well, that got others worried, particularly fellow slum lords. Happens all the time since Watts, use riots to take down your competition. See those three blocks? Go ahead and trash them. That complex with the CVS and the new old-folk center — yeah, take ‘em down. Saw it in Seattle, Chicago, Jersey Boardwalk, pick any you know of.” Took a long pull of beer and drank half the bottle. Held up a finger to wait and worked up a long belch. “Yep, being a government riot organizer is the life! Doesn’t pay much but tra
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HAJ: Second Day :iconcskadoz:cskadoz 0 0
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HAJ: New Day New School
New Day New School
First day got detention for wearing my vest and utility-belt. Made me pull everything out, bottles of oil and mouthwash, baby-wipes, spare underwear, and such. Should have left the vibrator home. Security police a suit and nice legs questioned me through two classes and lunch. Not sure I cared for this crowd.
Until I met Lynda. Back in Maple Glen she would rate well, open expressive friendly and playful. Dressed sharp in pleated skirt and starched blouse. Met going in and sat together. 
Teacher came in and let us remain on the couch as he took roll, then seemed forget he saw us. We sat close and she let me casually stroke her leg without anyone notice. I got bolder and pulled her legs open. Dude looked right at us but did nothing. Put my hand on her knee doodled on my pad and read History for the next hour.
Afterward we walked to the coffee cart and sat under a tree. Lynda posed and spun, allowing me make show of ogle and woo. Accepted light caresses along thigh
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Road to the Promise Land
Dr. King said “… we will be judged not by the color of our skin but by the content of our character.” This long and winding road began when our nation was born with a birth-defect, but historical figures, Booker T Washington, Fredrick Douglas, and Benjamin Banneker, legends in their day who helped bring us forward. 60 years earlier with George Washington Carver, the ‘Black Leonardo’ according to 1941 Time magazine. Then Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong, who changed modern music; and Joe Louis, who changed the face of sports. Then Olympic champ, Jesse Owens, showed the world a superior race did not exist. After WWII, you could travel the world and find Elle Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughan, Nina Simone, and Billie Holiday; and Jackie Robinson broke down walls in MLB. In the 50s, B. B. King, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley, James Brown, and, Chuck Berry, were considered royalty ar
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Everything Explained
Ernick Gastar had six eyes four arms and six legs in the hologram reflection. “Hey, not bad! Oh look, I know how to use my stinger and shoot web — daddy likes!”
“Try this one,” suggested the cute attendant.
A mean cowled hooded and geared terrorist reflected back. Gastar examined his reflection in different angels and poses. “Nah, overdone. Too violent for my taste. On vacation, wanna get away for dripping sex and no worries.”
“How about this?”
“Cross-gender never crossed my mind — but damn, I’m hot! Ooh, enjoy feeling myself up too! This might be fun but— ” Gastar found herself dressed as, in a small desert village with many dark cowled men. “Ah, crap! Wait wait, been a mistake, not the avatar experience I wanted — no, really — please stop — I better get a full refund!”
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3-Monkeys
I love the Shinto 3-monkeys, See Hear Speak no Evil.
Nobody I’ve spoken with gets the full meaning and humor.
The idea is, by removing evil from yourself,
it is removed from life and ye attain higher wisdom…
but just in case, we’re also gonna teach you to kick ass!
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
“O, say to me, God, has no humor… our pride dooms us suffer Mankind!” __ Michael to Gabriel, Song of Angels
It may be in the Bible, but whomever said, ‘put childish ways behind,’ had his head up his ass! Adults are crazy, stopped growing or forgot what they learned as a kid. Children watch and learn, see adults are close-minded corrupt and hypocritical, learn bad actions can be justified with nonsense stemming from hate — and grow thinking three things: this matrix of civilization is merely a thin veil of lies upon lies; the world is suffering; there is a better way.
Hi, how are you?, has always meant, “Hello, lie to me.” War murder and deception are great for Prime-time, but people having fun is bad — very, very bad — lesser people should not enjoy themselves — such is reserved only for the elite. And heads are filled with delusions. World leaders like, Obama, Putin, the Supreme Leader, and others are seen as evil emper
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Very Soon
A crocodile and Humboldt Squid fought over the remains of the last human. Locked in combat they became someone else’s meal.
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S/N: Two: The Window-Mirror :iconcskadoz:cskadoz 1 0
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Next Storm
ISIS with Syrian refugees from Jordan
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Shadows In Nightshade :iconcskadoz:cskadoz 0 0
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6. Bleep Bleep Ble-e-e-e-p! :iconcskadoz:cskadoz 0 0
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5. Lilith :iconcskadoz:cskadoz 0 1
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4. Beyond the Veil :iconcskadoz:cskadoz 0 0
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Erinus20 Featured By Owner May 8, 2015
Thank you for adding my humble work to your favourites, its a honour. I hope you have a good day, or if your having  a bad day, I hope soon the clouds depart :)
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seika Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014   Artist
thanks for the llama!

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Clockchat Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
Hello! Thank you so much for making a favorite out of my deviation "Remover!" That was a looong time ago, but I've been practically extinct from dA up until yesterday, and couldn't recall if I had thanked you...Better safe than sorry! Thanks a plenty, friend!
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