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Jurassickness

Comet hurtles between Earth and moon. Massive tail engulfed the world, rained microbes on the unsuspecting creatures below. Plant and tree change and growth spurt. Animals and birds begin mutation into Dino-like creatures. Zoo escapes and animal attacks everywhere around the world. Children and old change first. Those still unaffected are mostly et. Bio-chemist Moncera “Princess” Drake “Named where my folks met. People think it means my princess. Never happened. Learned to read and math while others my age learned how to get along with other kids. Went to school and tested three grades up. College by fifteen. Never consider

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395 deviations
Literature

Jurassickness

Comet hurtles between Earth and moon. Massive tail engulfed the world, rained microbes on the unsuspecting creatures below. Plant and tree change and growth spurt. Animals and birds begin mutation into Dino-like creatures. Zoo escapes and animal attacks everywhere around the world. Children and old change first. Those still unaffected are mostly et. Bio-chemist Moncera “Princess” Drake “Named where my folks met. People think it means my princess. Never happened. Learned to read and math while others my age learned how to get along with other kids. Went to school and tested three grades up. College by fifteen. Never consider

Featured

30 deviations
Literature

Mujahideen Bob

Move over Samurai Jack! Here comes a new hero, holy warrior, Mujahideen Bob! Radical visitor from a distant land, with views and opinions far beyond our own! Dressed in a turban-cowl cape and C-4 vest; able to inhale Hashish in a single toke. Mujahideen Bob! Disguised as Saahid al Fukhyoual, mild-mannered Imam for a great metropolitan Mosque, He fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the promise of 72 virgins. Look, up on the minaret . . . It's a crow, it's a madman, it's . . . "ALI ALI ALLAHU AKBAR!" . . . Mujahideen Bob!

humor

22 deviations
Literature

Concerning a Caliphate

Why A Caliphate Will Never Work No one left to hate

poli-tickle

44 deviations

hawk allen journal

135 deviations
Literature

ICE Harvest

Somewhere near the border: A group of men and women tour the facility of cyclone fencing and signs designating gender and age. Children and teens slumber and lounge, looking hopeful yet uncertain. HHS Official:  They're younger than expected. ICE Official:  Good. We can develop them. Commerce Official:  Develop them? Hey, I like that -- fetch better prices!

writing exercises

127 deviations
Super Maggot

doodles

8 deviations
Literature

On Hillwalking: The Next Generation

Inspired by On Hillwalking, by AyeAye12 This is a hill. This is good for me. This is good for me. This is good for me. (Gasp) This is good for me! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, What the Hell am I doing? This is good for me! Oh crap, steeper incline? (Grunt) This is good for me. Why am I doing this? Oh, okay, she's cute. And her, and her, and her. And them, and her, and her. . . . I love hillwalking.

poetry

21 deviations

Delta Whiskey and Pi

5 deviations